Funny but true: quotes [2]

You can’t turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.
~ Bonnie Pruden

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Grandchildren are God’s way of compensating us for growing old.
~ Mary H. Waldrip

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When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.
~ Mary H. Waldrip

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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
~ Author unknown

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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed…easy to get into but hard to get out of.
~ Author unknown