8 February 2012
 

Funny but true: quotes [1]

Came across these quotes while searching for fonts at fontgarden.com:

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

You can’t have everything where will you put it?

If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.
~ Otto von Bismarck

Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is. It’s always room temperature.

How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?

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6 Comments »
  1. From heidi

    the photographic memory one is my fav! some days i think i have lost my film, or only have a few exposures!

    At heidi’s blog: i’m pretending

    2008.02.02 @ 9:25 pm

  2. From Tracy

    These are great! Number two is a good reminder against unnecessary accumulation ;o) and that last one is a real msytery! Happy Day ((HUGS))

    2008.02.04 @ 7:18 am

  3. From KRisten

    Oh – I love these!

    2008.02.05 @ 6:55 pm

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  5. From hoyd

    lol, great quotes.

    2008.08.22 @ 5:03 pm

  6. From Anna

    The sausages one is funny… Really gets you thinking, eh?

    2009.12.26 @ 6:11 pm

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