Funny but true: money

Economy is half the battle of life; it is not so hard to earn money as to spend it well.
~ C. H. Spurgeon

With money in you pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too.
~ Yiddish Proverb

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
~ W. C. Fields

“It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.”
~ Henry Ford

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
~ John Wesley

“Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can”
~ John Wesley

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.
~ Author unknown

My old father used to have a saying: If you make a bad bargain, hug it all the tighter.
~ Abraham Lincoln

Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money.
~ Author unknown