Funny but true [1]
Came across these quotes while searching for fonts at fontgarden.com:
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
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You can’t have everything where will you put it?
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If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
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Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.
~ Otto von Bismarck
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Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is. It’s always room temperature.
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How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
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5 Comments »
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From heidi
2 02, 2008 @ 9:25 pmthe photographic memory one is my fav! some days i think i have lost my film, or only have a few exposures!
At heidi’s blog: i’m pretending
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From Tracy
4 02, 2008 @ 7:18 amThese are great! Number two is a good reminder against unnecessary accumulation ;o) and that last one is a real msytery! Happy Day ((HUGS))
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From KRisten
5 02, 2008 @ 6:55 pmOh - I love these!
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From hoyd
22 08, 2008 @ 5:03 pmlol, great quotes.
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