Funny but true – quotes [1]

Came across these quotes while searching for fonts at fontgarden.com:
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
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You can’t have everything where will you put it?
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If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
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Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.
~ Otto von Bismarck
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Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is. It’s always room temperature.
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How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?














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